Marxist algebra for Militant feminists

Jon

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Let me indulge you all in a little algebra...

Marxists want equality, or so I understand. Look at communism, with their rectangular buildings, efficient yet austere. Equal wages, no perks (unless you are the leaders, of course). So, Marxism = equality.

Yet Feminists also want empowerment for women. Some even want the complete castration of men, although I believe that is off the official documentation. But it still gets whispered in the hallowed corridors during activist meet-ups. [Note the absence of men during these events.] Women want equality. [I can hear Bee's words ringing in my ears: "Women want equality of opportunity." But sorry Bee, I'm deaf in that ear.]

So, there we have it. My maths teacher would jump in and say, "Well.....?"

Let me satisfy you all with the obvious conclusion:

Marxism = Feminism

Thank you all and goodnight!

[Edit: Please note that my maths teacher would never say that. Instead, he would probably shove me in the back like he frequently used to for talking in class.]
 
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