How to brighten your day

[Bee]

Here's a lovely article from Mother Russia, telling women how to dress so that the men they work with will be more cheerful.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-48457590

It struck me that I have got it all wrong. While I have been insisting on my rights to be treated equally, I have completely neglected to check that all you lovely, lovely men are happy and fulfilled. Tell me, what length should my skirt be to make you happy?

Helpful Hint: Don't even think about it.

 

[Jon]

Does that mean I have to wear my Chaps with cutouts?

 

[Bee]

Whatever floats your boat.

 

[The_Doc_Man]

Proof that bribery works. But I learned that with my grandsons.